In an effort to distract myself from A) my job, B) the pain in my back, and C) my job, I'm going to write a fun Top 5 List for today. So here are, with 1 being the most desirable, the Top 5 places I Want to Have Sex But Haven't Yet!
#5- My Overstuffed Chair- A couple of years ago I inherited an overstuffed chair from my friend who was moving. It's super comfy, but I usually sit on the couch to watch TV, etc. I've given a few blow jobs while guys have sat in chair (actually just to Bass, to not make myself sound slutty), but I think it would be so comfy to be on top while he sits on it. It's kind of a fantasy of mine. But I'd have to remember to close the blinds first...
#4- My Parent's Pool- Obviously when they are not there! We put in the in-ground pool when I was in 4th grade, but ever since I've been an adult I've kind of wanted to get kinky in it. My ex, Red, refused to swim in my pool for some reason (he was so weird) but I bet Achoo would be up for it. Granted, my parent's are NEVER out of the house during the summer, so I have no idea how I'm going to accomplish this one...
#3- Outside- I'm not super picky about the exact location on this one. The beach (with a very big blanket, no sand in the va-jay-jay please), a park, my backyard, I don't care. But I'm sure the exhilaration of being unconfined and in nature (plus the potential of getting caught) must be fun...
#2- A Cruise Ship- This one is kind of a halfy. I have had vacation sex, in a hotel room.* But the one time I went on a cruise it was with friends and I'd really love to be able to go on one with Achoo and have a balcony and be able to make love as we overlook the ocean. That's actually the plan for the cruise we want to take this spring...
#1- A Car- What a shock! I'm 26 years old and I have never had sex in a car! I feel like this is against the law or something. Will it be uncomfortable? Probably. Could we get caught? Absolutely. Should it be something that everyone experiences at some point in their life? You betcha!
There you have it folks! Are there any places that you'd want to add to the list? Let's hear them!
* Really funny side story: Back when I was with Red, we went to Atlantic City for our anniversary. We stayed at a casino, lets say it rhymes with Shashmorts, for 2 night. At one point, we were having particularly good, and apparently loud, vacation/anniversary sex. We were laying in bed after when we get a knock on the door- it was management asking if I was ok. Apparently I had been so loud that someone next door thought he was beating me. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life!
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