Hello dear readers! Yesterday I found out some wonderful news! My little brother (maybe not so little...21...) will be returning from Iraq in 3 weeks! He has be gone for almost a year doing Army stuff in the desert. Thankfully he is safe and sane; though he feels as though his time overseas has been a waste. (can't really blame him, can you?)
With that being said, my brother is currently on the hunt for love. So, I'm going to just go ahead and put him on the internet. Kid needs all the help he can get. So, ladies, here are the stats.
Name: Undisclosed. (We will call him Mr. Army for now...)
Age: 21 (his birthday is October 1 for all you star sign freaks)
Hair: Brown and buzzed army style
Eyes: Charlie Brown
Body: super buff (he's been in the desert for a year folks...he is ripped and tan. I'm not lilting flower and he can pick me up and sling me over his shoulder...its quite impressive.)
Looks like:Channing Tatum (yes, that dude from Step Up and the new GI Joe movie...they could be brothers...its creepy because I find Channing Tatum pretty hot...anyways...) Jersey can attest to my brother's handsome good looks.
Currently Mr. Army is in Iraq however he will be returning to Alaska in 3 weeks. He will then be flying to upstate New York for the next month and a half (where my family lives) and then transferring to Kansas. This kid is all about long distance relationships...so don't be afraid, ladies, he will come to you.
Little about this sensitive soul: He loves cars and motorcycles. Loves to play beer pong. Loves movies and music. Will die for his family, friends, or country. Has ambitions to become a gym teacher. Is very into monogamy. Loves kids and animals. He is tone deaf but will sing loudly in the car. Hockey and football fanatic. Former semi-pro hockey player. Loves to cook but only if it is something he can deep fry. He is pretty fashionable...loves designer jeans for some reason and weird shirts with designs... I'm pretty sure he prefers blondes but then again who really knows. He likes girls that are athletic but girly. He has had a pretty tough time with relationships because he travels a lot but he is the kind of guy who LOVES being with someone.
So, think you got what it takes to tame this man of the world? Drop me a line at email@example.com and tell me why you think you would make a great match!! Or perhaps forward this on to your lovely friends to leave a comment. If I like ya, I'll send over some pictures.
C'mon now, how many other sisters would find dates for their brothers?? I'm amazing.