So, I've mentioned my previous bouts with Awkward Sex, but I have a new one for you today, peeps!
As I mentioned in a post last week, Achoo has been off in Las Vegas at a conference for his job. Boo. He comes back tomorrow, though, and I have the awesome job of Newer-Girlfriend-Who-Picks-Newer-Boyfriend-Up-From-The-Airport! I'm reminded of one of my favorite movies, When Harry Met Sally, and the scene in the airplane when Harry explains that you can always tell when people are in new relationships because they go with each other to the airport. I don't have speakers on my work computer, but I'm pretty sure this is the right scene. If not, well then just enjoy:
Anyway, back to the sex. So before Achoo left, as I mentioned, despite being sick, I felt the need to give him a little good-bye whoopee. As I exposed "Junior", I noticed a small cut on the underside. I questioned him about it, and he explained he had nicked it shaving. (I'm not really sure how that worked, but I believe him.)
We go about out business, hang out for a bit, and then he leaves to go pack. Bye, bye, boyfriend. So I'm sitting there, and I start to notice that Lady Land is a little sore. Like, an almost itchy sore.
Now, before you jump to conclusions, don't! Achoo has not given me a magical fast-acting STD! But, I do think it was related to his penis! Here's my theory:
- I had shaved the day before, so there was a certain amount of regrowth, that always results in a bit of a twitch.
- That little, teeny-tiny nick of a cut on the underside of his Junior, well I'm pretty sure that scraped me on the inside. Now think of a small cut, when it "scabs" it gets a little itchy, right?
(Semi-gross statement alert!) I made sure to smell any discharge I had while I was itchy, and it always smelled perfectly fine. (In fact, I must say, no wonder Achoo likes to hang out down there, I smell good!) And since yesterday, all has been well in Lady Land. No itch, no scratch, no pain.
So what do you think of my theory? Has your BF, husband, or other ever had a cut that scraped you on the inside? I could definitely feel the cut with my finger, and it was scratchy, so I can't imagine what it would do to the sensitive inside walls of Lady Land!
Thanks for putting up with my over-sharing!