So to further enforce my feeling of being in the dumps, today I solved the mystery as to why Buddy and I stopped talking...and lets just say it didn't make me feel very good about myself. I didn't really have anything to do with me (other than the fact that I don't like anal...) but whatever. Here's to all the freaks in the world, cheers. How do you always find me?! Below is my conversation with Buddy the butt pirate. Things in parenthesis are my thoughts...
Queens: I'm really not sure if it matters at this point... but what happened?
Buddy: what happened to what?
(huh? Are you that dense??)
Queens: What happened to us. I mean, like I said, it might not really matter at this point, I was just curious. We just kinda stopped talking and hanging out abruptly that's all. It's not a big deal.
Buddy: yeah.... um, well we were super fun and all that. so i guess mostly bedroom stuff... its my fault though, im pretty difficult
(WTF? You never even let me try!! You always made me stop! How can I nicely tell him off?! and we are typing...is the "um" really necessary? Way to make it sound awkward.)
Queens: Got it. Well I admit that I personally found that frustrating and kinda figured that was the issue. Could have just told me but it doesn't make much difference now.
(I love how I can type in full sentences with punctuation.)
Buddy: i wasnt as vocal as i coulda been... i dunno its hard for me to finish sometimes. can be a good thing sometimes ;) but frustrating other times... not that it wasnt good, cuz it def was.
(You're damn right it was good. Dick.)
Queens: No hard feelings. (no pun intended...haha bad joke!) It just wasn't meant to be. I'm cool with being friends or whatever.
Buddy: ur funny =) if it were up to me i'd have you try again, and again, and again, and again... but i know thats selfish. even though id make it worth your while. then theres that other thing im really into that you didnt seem too keen on...
(ok, so now we get to it. The butt sex. I KNEW that's what he wanted! Is that the only way he can get off!? WTF! I'm NOT having random butt sex!! KILL ME!)
Queens: LOL ok... Maybe you just didn't realize... I probably WOULD have tried again and again and again but you always stopped me...and you already did make it worth my while I think. And I know what you are talking about and I try to keep an open mind...but you are right...probably not going to be my favorite thing no matter what you do. Anyways...
Buddy: weird as it sounds, talking about all this is making me hot for u. is that totally weird?? and ur open mind... thats even hotter ugh, sorry...
Queens: It is what it is.
No response. Make of it what you will. What a freakin douche.